What Type of CrossFitter Are You? - Wednesday, July 23rd, 2025
What Type of CrossFitter Are You?
No judgment, okay, maybe a little.
CrossFit brings all types through the doors, and that’s what makes our community so fun. But let’s be honest, after a while, certain personalities start to show. So in the spirit of fun (and maybe a tiny bit of roasting), here’s a look at the types of CrossFitters you might find in any given class.
1. The Equipment Maximalist
Three pairs of shoes. Grips. Wrist wraps. Belt. Knee sleeves. Lifting shoes. Jump rope. Backup chalk. Extra backup chalk. And all that’s just for some air squats.
2. The Whiteboard Warrior
First to check everyone else’s score. This athlete isn’t just working out, they’re in a race you didn’t know existed.
3. The Silent Assassin
Barely says a word. Doesn’t look flustered. Hits every rep like a machine. Leaves before you realize they’ve already cleaned up. Probably a secret ninja.
4. The Cheerleader
Loud. Positive. Claps after every workout, maybe even the warm-up. Will absolutely scream your name during the last round of burpees whether you like it or not. We love them.
5. The Professor
Knows the entire history of every CrossFit benchmark workout. Can quote the Level 1 manual verbatim.
6. The Fashion Icon
Color coordinated from socks to scrunchie. Knows when new shoes drop. Probably has a secret TikTok account with gym fit of the day. We’re all jealous.
7. The Sweaty Hurricane
Leaves puddles, everywhere. Wipes down everything responsibly, but somehow still ends up soaking the floor like they just walked out of a car wash.
8. The Strategist
Stares at the whiteboard like they’re decoding ancient runes. Asks “what’s the stimulus?” and plans their transitions down to the second. Sometimes overthinks. Still smashes the WOD.
9. The Casual Ghost
Shows up once a week, disappears for two. Comes back and hits a PR. No one knows how. Probably does construction on the side or is just secretly very gifted.
10. The Grinder
Never RXs. Rarely complains. Just shows up, works hard, scales smart, and slowly chips away at every goal. You might not notice them at first, but they’re everything CrossFit’s about.
11. The Chalk Monster
Every barbell session is a snowstorm. They chalk before, during, and after sets. Their pull up bar has a visible outline. They clap their hands like LeBron before a free throw. Is it necessary? No. Is it a vibe? Also no. But they’re committed.
Which one are you?
Or better yet, how many of these do you relate to?
CrossFit has room for all types, and that’s the beauty of it. Whether you’re in it to compete, to stay healthy, or just to have fun with friends and throw down a little, there’s a spot for you here.
And if you didn’t see yourself on the list, don’t worry. We’re probably already writing a part two.
Wednesday, July 23rd, 2025
Focus:
Clean & Split Jerk
1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1
From the floor
WOD:
3 Rounds For Time
1 Clean & Split Jerk (heaviest weight from focus)
20 Cal
5 Strict Pull ups
Check back each night at 8pm for the next days WOD .
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